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tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"
"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"
by milqman May 6, 2007
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Bum Squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007
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Giant Squid

1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.

2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.
Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.
by BennyKennedy April 4, 2009
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wet squid

wet squid is another word for vagina or pussy
by Claywell March 31, 2007
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Demolition squid

When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.
DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*

Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"
by The Smiley Impaler May 14, 2005
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Glow squid

The Glow squid is a new genetic mutation of the squid, giving it the ability to glow and making it more powerful. Soon the evil Squid Empire will take over the world and enslave all of humanity. Only the Iceologer gang has the power to fight off these beasts.
oh no, the squids are taking over!!!!

The Glow squids are too powerful!!!
I should have voted for the Iceologer.
by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020
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SYD THE SQUID

SYD THE Squid is a squid whose name is syd
by YOUR MOMMY :D September 3, 2016
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