cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013

Squid game

A netflix series that takes place on South korea, where people who have huge debts are offered to play a "fun" game that is similar to those game shows, there is 9 games all from South korea, the winner recieves a huge amount of money, to repay their debt. However this turns sad when everyone discovers that they have taken the word "Eliminated" way too seriously.. there is also square, triangle and circle guards who are most likely people who have debts too, the rest is up to yourself to look, its actually good

Guy 1: Dude, i need to pay my debt, and they offer me to play games like a game show, best day of my live, green light red light is my favourite game ever!
*We are going to play a game green light*
Guy 1: Haha i lost, i guess i have to lea- *dies*

Guy 2: Yeah, good luck trying to win Squid game

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- September 30, 2021

Giant Squid

1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.

2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.

Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.

by BennyKennedy April 4, 2009

wet squid

wet squid is another word for vagina or pussy

You're a damn wet squid!

by Claywell March 31, 2007

Demolition squid

When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.

DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*

Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"

by The Smiley Impaler May 14, 2005

SYD THE SQUID

SYD THE Squid is a squid whose name is syd

IT's Syd the Squid

by YOUR MOMMY :D September 3, 2016

Glow squid

The Glow squid is a new genetic mutation of the squid, giving it the ability to glow and making it more powerful. Soon the evil Squid Empire will take over the world and enslave all of humanity. Only the Iceologer gang has the power to fight off these beasts.

oh no, the squids are taking over!!!!

The Glow squids are too powerful!!!
I should have voted for the Iceologer.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020