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Spiraling Neanderthal

When you fuck a redhead on her period.
This chick I banged last night was the worst Spiraling Neanderthal I have ever done!
by KaneKewl November 4, 2011
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snorfling

A sexual act whereby the male partner orally enjoys (and brings enjoyment to) the females partner's breasts, via licking, sucking, and nuzzling them with his mouth and face. Is oftentimes assisted by either/both partner's hands.

Especially applicable when the woman has larger breasts rather than smallish ones.

Typically characterized by female "on top" position, where her breasts are suspended over/pressed into, the man's face.
"Oh man, we got home, she took her top off, and I just started snorfling those huge things!..."
by Chester83 May 1, 2012
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Sparkling Alligator

When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.
"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."
by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012
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Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.
Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."
by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013
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snorgling

snorgling; laughed so hard i snorted, laughed cause i snorted and that made me snort
by velang December 29, 2013
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slorfling

Slorfling is the name of oral sex whilst changing positions.
Slorfling is the expression used during the act of intercourse. It describes the act of, snuffling and slurping whilst transitioning from missionary to doggy style.
by MR & MRs G.SPOT April 19, 2014
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Shoveling Dirt

I saw my boy G shoveling dirt to some mexican niggaz the other day
by el sucio guapo September 20, 2014
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