Spongebob

An easily offended person

Friend 1: Dude, you suck!
Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK!! *cries*
Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob!

by UnluckyIrishChick September 22, 2011

sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!

i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!

by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004

spongebobz

(noun)(plural) People in real life, that have Square Pants. (i.e. whitegirls et al.)

Guy 1: That chick over there is fiyah, I think I'm gonna holla.
Guy 2: Hell naw, dawg. Check out that backdoe. That's all you, cuz I don't mess with spongebobz.

by Draper May 28, 2004

Spongebob Fuckhouse

When one takes a pineapple and sets it on their partners head while fucking her in the ass.

"Jim surly knows how to give a girl a mother fucking spongebob FUCKHOUSE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! FUCKKK!!!!!

by yuff & bone November 29, 2009

Sponge Cake

An obese girl's pussy.

Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

sponge

A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.

My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 21, 2004