Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

by captain turbo March 9, 2010

Speidi

The nickname given to the couple Heidi & Spencer from MTV's "The Hills"

Wow, Speidi is so annoying!!!
Speidi is such a liar.

by Kelera December 22, 2007

spider pig

The pig from the simpsons movie

Aww i love spider pig from the simpsons movie

by ghfdgjedsjfhbdjhgd August 3, 2007

spider-man

When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"

"Dude, you seriously gave the bitch the spider-man?

by Relorian February 2, 2005

Spide

A Northern Irish male Chav who adores burberry and ocassionally steals the odd car or ten.

He might have ten kids - all of which are the same age!

A spide is often a 'hood' (car theif)

Who stole your car? 'That wee spide with the Nike air max'

by Lemmalola July 1, 2005

spider-man

he didnt want to die

spider-man is a 15-16 year old boy who got spooderified by being bitten by a genetically modified spider
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!

by infinity war crushed my soul June 7, 2018

Does spider have puss puss

A famous yahoo answers questions that someone wrote and makes Yaks about on Yik Yak

Does spider have puss puss?

by kellyjoans June 25, 2016