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Encyclopedia Shittanica

1: one who is full of both useful but mostly useless knowledge, often categorized by movie, tv show, sports team, hobby, channel, but rarely books.
Me: "I don't know where this date is going, but it has a Seinfeld feel to it. I'd know how bad this could end if I could just remember the episode."

Waiter: "Call Wokerface. He's an Encyclopedia Shittanica. If he doesn't know, your smartphone might."
by Packattackisbackjack12 April 15, 2011
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spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.
I want a swallower, not a spitter.
by D January 12, 2004
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spittin seedz

to talk trash, bullshit, nonsense, incoherent mess. frontin like youre the shit when you aint shit.
"quit spittin seedz nigga..yo ass spittin all dem seedz up in my grill, got me brushin dat sheitt off wit a broom n shit."
"a broom? dats sum seedz fo yo ass right there."
by manny arocha April 9, 2006
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spitta

"Walk in the club with the auto-spitta."
by kushcoma June 7, 2016
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Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
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shittal

The act of dropping a turd on a public toilet seat, wiping / smearing it onto the floor, and walking away.
That Mexican whorehouse was gross. Someone took a Shittal and then stepped in it
by Bmoney123 February 12, 2015
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Desk Shitter

A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.
Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.
by Deskshitter July 6, 2010
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