cooked spaghetti

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.

Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.

by Danmaj April 21, 2014

spaghetti bj

When your penis and balls are covered in spaghetti sauce, meatballs, and cheese and are then sucked off a 'la blowjob.

Spaghetti bj: When your penis and balls are covered in spaghetti sauce, meatballs, and cheese, and are then sucked off a' la blowjob.

Me: She told me she wanted Italian food so I covered myself in noodles and sauce and she sucked me up!

Friend : Wow! Rad!

by minkuschinkusspaghettiman May 21, 2017

Spaghetti Noodle

When A man or a woman are so skinny to the point where there arms or legs represent a Spaghetti Noodle

When he through the basketball his arms looked like a Spaghetti Noodle

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 17, 2020

oooo spaghetti

when something is really cool or interesting

gabby: tyler, the creator is coming out with a new album on may 17th
frank: oooo spaghetti

by wang$ap May 13, 2019

Mexican spaghetti

When a man cums in a woman's hair and wraps it around her face then peels it off after it dries and she eats it.

Bro, my girl tried some Mexican spaghetti last night and loved it!

by NW_Boarder July 5, 2019

Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes

Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”

by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018

nigga spaghetti

When you mix the sauce in with the noodles not how white people do it with sauce poured on the noodles

I want some chicken, and nigga spaghetti

by Cutiewitabooty May 9, 2015