smart phone junky

A person who is always, I mean ALWAYS on their smart phone, whatever the setting may be- parties, dinners, walking around, driving in a car, classroom, bed, breakfast, lunch, work time, free time, etc. This person is turning into a robot by the minute and his/her brain is slowly turning to mush. He/she is becoming more addicted to his/her phone, more selfish, forgetful, inconsiderate of real-life situations, etc., and it is really starting to piss me off. Real life situations, real people, education > social networking, texting, games.

Dude, stop being a smart phone junky, put your iPhone down for one second, and actually give a shit about something else for a change.

by smart phone junky specialist June 14, 2013

Smart Phone

A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.

Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?

by Manny Dalavera August 6, 2012

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

Bob he is so CUTTEEEEEE

HE IS SO CUTE ✨✨✨✨✨UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU✨✨✨✨✨

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

by Stupid Af July 4, 2021

smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smart tards friend January 28, 2008

smarmy

Cheesy, pretentious, not as attractive as one thinks one is and/or greasy and slimy.

Also, that which is full of smarm.

Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.

by Smarmalade November 18, 2006

Smarta morgana

The phenomenon of assuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing - when approaching further - that the parking spot is already occupied by a Smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.

"There's a free parking spot over there between the SUVs!"

(approaching)

"Damn, it's already occupied by a Smart. The SUVs are blocking the view"

"That's a clear-cut case of a Smarta morgana"

by hoschi October 23, 2009

Smartassm

the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.

Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.

by Doctor Drew February 28, 2010