Slurpable

slurp-ey-buhl

1. conforming absolutely to the description or definition of ideal

2. fit to be eaten as food; esculent

"I have a hankering for two large fries and something quite slurpable"

by A^squared August 8, 2009

Slurprise

When giving a blowjob and the guy ejaculates an unexpectedly large quantity of semen in the mouth of the one performing the act.

I had been away so long I had a field load on deck, when my girlfriend finally gave me a BJ she got a huge slurprise!

by commanderkeener September 15, 2009

Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.

Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!

by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011

slurpee-fest

n. Blizzard or similar winter storm featuring sleet. Ambient temperature is usually warm enough for outdoor play.

...............................................................................................

Sounds like a slurpee-fest is coming this weekend. Come on kids! Let's find the mitten box and warm up our snowball throwing arms.

Why does everything have to be a sport with you? And who even has a "mitten box"?

by gnostic 2 February 27, 2014

slurpe

When a girl licks another's vagina very hard and she does it back

Hey do you like a nice smooth Slurpe?

by The sloppyjoe 69 November 19, 2014

slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout

You are such a slurpee saturday.

by Juicey boi December 20, 2017

Slurpie

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie

Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤

by Oofmad November 11, 2018