Smokey

a dread head n*gga that isn’t shit by default.

“Wow ! Your name must be Smokey for how shitty you are”

by Najstone December 25, 2022

SmokeyDragon

An adjective to describe something, or someone being bald.

Josh you can't even make fun of my hair! You're a SmokeyDragon with your goofy ASS!

by BaldingTNT April 15, 2024

SmokeyDragon

A word to define going bald because you want to be bald. This word is based off of the infamous "SmokeyDragon" who orchestrates events on a Garry's Mod server today after being an admin on a different Garry's Mod server. He is known for is consensual baldness and the community likes to make fun of him for it.

"Don't tell me you're going with the SmokeyDragon cut!"

"Why yes I am, thanks for asking."

by BaldingTNT April 16, 2024

smokey Joe

2 inches

smokey Joe as big as it gets

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

smokey syndrome

smokey syndrome is when you're up in the mix with your beau and leave him or her for another bio or girl and come back like everything's alright. then you steal the show and bring one love to the planet.

my siblings have smokey syndrome. they be trying to make it one love on the planet. these hoodrats bring me holly up in this muth.

by aromabinger December 21, 2024

Sookey

noun
a person whose parents lived in Sooke when they were born, or has lived in Sooke B.C for 25 years to the day and can prove it.

Hey Norm, you've been here 25 years, you're now a Sookey, see Don at the castle, you get a free draft if you can prove it.

by doogers February 15, 2026

Slowey

Something so bad that you can't believe how bad it is until you see it yourself

Man my boss is so slowey you have no idea

by KingLazy May 15, 2025