Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

ass-slapping balls

The act of male testicles slapping their partners ass during sex. The best way to determine the "core"ness of sex is by how hard the males testicles are slapping their partners ass.

He was screwing her so hard those were ass-slapping balls!

by AK_32 October 19, 2013

Ball Slapping

Main Entry: Ball Slapp·ing
Function: Adjective
Etymology: American Slang
1: Loud slapping sound created during intense sexual intercourse as the balls bang against a lovers body.

My girlfriend and I had ball slapping sex last night, all night.

by T.A.S. March 16, 2005

Sloppy Olivier

The act of engaging in sexual activity (often a quiet blowjob, so as not to attract attention) while backstage during a play or other theatrical performance. Named for Sir Laurence Olivier, widely praised as one of the greatest actors of all time.

(Pronounced Oh-liv-ee-ay)

I just got a sloppy Olivier from Jessica during intermission. Shakespeare kicks ass.

by roland19 December 25, 2010

Sloppyknocker

The act of getting completely hammered then stripping down naked and going up to a random persons door. When you get to the doorstep you begin to masturbate and when your getting ready to cum you start knocking on the door. When the person opens the door you ejaculate on them, punch them in the face and leave casually.

Yo brah, last night i got so drunk that i went around my neighborhood and gave some old guy a good ol' sloppyknocker.

by joindaclub56 December 10, 2011

Sloppy Doug

The skillful art of placing your cock and balls onto an unsuspecting victim's shoulder for extended periods of time

I totally gave this asian kid a sloppy doug in the library yesterday. Whatta chink!

by singleguy69 March 10, 2013

Dick Slappington

1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies

2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice

1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."

2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"

by Jooglin January 2, 2010