Simi

Indian for "boring as shit".

Example:

Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.

Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!

or

Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!

by Jablo May 6, 2009

Samich

the nickname given to the sexiest, smartest, cutest, best breakfast cooking, best show jumping, most artistic, sweetest girlfriend i could ever ask for. her awesome friend amanda came up with this name.

Cas loves you Samich!

by cas91 February 15, 2010

simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004

Silica

Silica is the name of a really childlike person. Silica really cares about her friends and gives a lot of gifts. And dates a lot of people. shes great.

Silica is a great person to be friends with.

by jjperez February 22, 2018

big samich

a foot long "sub" style samwhich found exclusively at WaMart, frequently shared by two people and always accompanied by ABF IBC

need some ABF IBC to wash down this big samich

by BMG December 17, 2002

silicognac

A particularly fine set of fake breasts.

Whoa! Check out the swollen silicognac sweater sweets on that bitch!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

SIMC

The text-slang abbreviation for "Shit in my cunt"

Roman: hey bby parents r nt home wanna come over?
Jane: Will you SIMC?
Roman: anything 4 u bae

by OldBarrel January 16, 2015