Scotch on the rocks

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.

I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed

by Scotch on the rocks May 11, 2014

scorch

the act of performing anal sex so rough that recepient of the anal pleasure's asshole bleeds.

Vincent scorched Lucy so hard that her asshole did not stop bleeding for three days.

by mcdodoates October 4, 2009

Scootch

Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

by Johnny Danerously October 20, 2010

Thot scotch

An urban cocktail only fitting for a thot Queen. Ingredients consists of two bottles of moscato, one can of pink frozen lemonade concentrate, one can of Sprite. If you want to be fancy add a lemon wedge.

What you drinking on?

moscato punch...

What's in that?

Moscato, lemonade, and sprite.

That sounds like thot scotch!

by jusdndouglas March 30, 2015

Scartched

To diss or fool someone.

You just got crucially scartchede, yo.

by Ruby April 28, 2005

scornch

The scornch is another word for your arse. It is presidented over such words as bunghole, cornhole, butthole, etc. It is also much more interesting. Almost as cool as using the word brown eye.

I gotta jump in the shower and wash my sweaty scornch after our workout!

by JBMX81 January 8, 2011

Scotch egg rage

a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.

christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.

by hackhacktowtow May 30, 2011