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Stemming

Stemming itself, is the act of anal sex, whilst the "receiver" has chronic, unstoppable diarrhoea, therefore "stemming" the flow. Beware of projectile sprays, and the preparation of plastic sheeting beforehand is a very commonly held practice.

Stemming is something beautiful that occurs between either straight couples, or gay men. It is generally the man, or the "daddy" doing the stemming, as the woman needs an extra attachment to make it work, therefore making it less popular.

Warning: Be conscious of causing an unintentional rose-bud, or pink sock. These events are widely known to be very disconcerting.
Example 1;

Man 1 enters room, and gags/vomits uncontrollably, "Oh my god, this room is vile... and the smell!"

Man 2, "Oh yeah, I brought this filthy bitch back last night and I was stemming her all night... I should probably clean this mess up."

Example 2;

Man 1, "Did I tell about what happened last night? Oh dear... My girlfriend had chronic diarrhoea for hours, and the only thing I could think of to stop it was shoving my cock in her arse!"

Man 2, "Urgh?!? Really?! You stemmed her?"

Man 1, with a big shitty grin on his face, "Yeah, it did surprise her... and she's still cleaning up the mess now. Haha!"

Man 2, "Filthy bitch."
by MasterNameless July 11, 2011
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Steaking

The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.
Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.
by Brillton June 29, 2014
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Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.
Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"
by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009
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Stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth

Our lying friend Emmeline tried to convince us that she had the saying "stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth" accepted by Urban Dictionary. This was clearly not true, so now the saying refers to the action of lying about having one's Urban Dictionary suggestions accepted.
Emmeline: Mate, that's well brenga!

You: What? Wtf does "brenga" mean?

Emmeline: Haven't you heard? Everyone's saying it. I made it up and Urban Dictionary accepted it, now it's their Word of the Day.

You: Low it mate, you're stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth again innit!
by Papa Tredz September 28, 2013
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Streaming

When K-pop fans watch an MV on multiple electronic devices, from different accounts, to raise the views of the video. Most fans stream a music video when it first comes out, or for a member of the groups birthday.
"It's Chan's birthday tomorrow"
"I know, I'm streaming Straykids' new MV to show appreciation"
by kindofinlove September 25, 2019
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Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.
Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.
by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010
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Streaming Error

When a male human tries to urinate into a toilet, from the standing position, and misses. Usually when having to go in the middle of the night while still half intoxicated.
Dude, I hope you mom isn't going to be to upset, I had a streaming error in her bathroom and filled her shelf full of decorative knickknacks with my steaming piss
by chucky-x March 30, 2011
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