spasticated

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

by travelmate37 June 25, 2010

Spash

Being spicy and trashy.. Basically being an ultra-slut!

Pam Anderson
Porn stars
"That girl always wears such short dresses. She is so spash!"

by Kelsey-Kels! :) January 29, 2012

plasic spastic

1.a famous celebrity who is made out of plastic.

2.a derrogatory word for anyone when you're trying to sound cool, a trick i learnt at school whilst playing pool, you fool cool mool. you tool

Grow up you plastic spastic.

He was a plastic spastic....you are completely fucking useless....you plastic spastic.

You are a plasic spastic.

by No, your name. September 28, 2005

Spastic

Emily Hart

Emily Hart is spastic

by Spaz23071397812 May 14, 2015

pussy spasm

An episode of depression that men experience that causes them to be turned into sobbing crybabies.

Dude, why're you crying?" "Sorry, man, I was just having a pussy spasm.

by jmorgy December 7, 2010

spastic

SOMEONE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO EXPLAIN OR MOCK ANYONE

please take any other definitions down as it is highly offensive and only enforces the stigma of the medical condition

Jamie has Spastic Cerebral palsy, it affects his hand movement

by MissPissx May 29, 2016

spastic laugh

a very strange laugh. sometimes mistaken for somebody having a fit. people look extremly stupid when laughing in this was

bea has an extremly spastic laugh

by procrastination May 16, 2004