Spaffed

To ejaculate and or produce semen via the shaft of the penis all over a person or surface.

I just spaffed on your face.

by lilwheeler420 January 7, 2026

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

Dirty staffy

A hot Sheila wanting a root.

Look at this dirty staffy

by Felix the staff May 28, 2023

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Eyeliner is Spiffy

The name of an album by Scotty Vanity, or just a really good silence-breaker.

1) I Like Your Hair, a song by Scotty Vanity from the album Eyeliner is Spiffy.

2) Awkward silence...
EYELINER IS SPIFFY!!!

by Gail Hale August 23, 2010