Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

Swinging the Scones

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

low key stoner

someone who doesn't seem like they'd be a stoner but actually is. an unconventional stoner if you will

"oh yea you know her? she is such a low key stoner, never would've expected that"

by ktp1823 March 12, 2019

stonerific

(adj.)being a terrific person who also happens to smoke marijuana.
(adj.)something that is euphoric and quite terrific.

She's pretty stonerific.
That art show was stonerific.

by Tochtli Yohuac March 10, 2009

Stoner's Eyelash

The stoner's eyelash is something a person may get after smoking marijuana or other substances from a bowl. When the face is too close to the bowl and the lighter starts to drift towards the face, causing the tips of the eyelashes to change color and become bristly.

Dude I was so high that I just drifted into the lighter and now my eyelash is all brown and crispy.

I hate Stoner's Eyelash

by ebrown326 May 7, 2011

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008

Thin Scones

Flat scones popular in the Glasgow area particularly among musical theatre types.

Oh aye, Thin Scones...

by ohayethinscones November 23, 2009