Vodka Salad

V8 Fusion and Vodka.

A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.

Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"

Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."

by MeanJoeFunStory May 11, 2014

Cable Salad

The mess of cables behind your electronics

Dude look at that, it's a TOTAL cable salad

by iScreamFURbeans July 19, 2016

tall salad

A sexual act where a girl eats out the guys anus while the guy is standing.

Dude, I just got a tall salad yesterday from my girlfriend, and it was so good! oral sex anus booty

by CountKram May 29, 2017

Kamala Salad

Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.

For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."

by DreamNoLibs October 18, 2023

argumentum ad saladbar

When used in an argument, a person takes various scraps of talking points and tosses them together into a bowl, then tries to pass the word salad as a cogent argument.

In discussing the Boston Bombings and the Republican Congressmen who should understand the Constitution as pertains to the rights of American citizens, a commenter referred to the president as "Obummer" and said that the article about Republican Congressmen should have been entitled "Obama doesn't understand the Constitution" because the borders are not secure and Mexican drug cartels get guns. The comment has nothing to do with the article and can be dismissed as argumentum ad saladbar.

by jdubhub68 April 29, 2013

Satan's street salad

Sweet Mary Jane Kush, preferably of a fine and dankly strain.

Don't go to that party, I've heard those folks fiddle with Satan's street salad.

by Maryjanekushlover January 18, 2015

Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing

Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

by rockthisway December 15, 2016