michael richards

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people

"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."

by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006

richard newcomer

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass

i so pulled a richard newcomer last night

by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008

Richard Gere

Squinty-eyed old man who shoves gerbils up his arse.

Richard Gere is in another movie with some girl his granddaughter's age.

by Miniskwinkie December 28, 2005

richard head

Another name for "dick head"

"You are such a richard head"

by Rich T May 17, 2006

satchel of richards

Bag of dicks

Go eat a satchel of Richards

by anonymous February 1, 2021

richards realm

the site i found out my boyfriend constantly visits to watch porn when i'm not around

"well you werent here and i just know about richards realm because i've been looking at it forever"

by a girlfriend December 1, 2006

richard face

the politicaly correct way of calling someone a dick face. Their actions typically require that they are in fact commiting the crime of being a dick face.

Employee: That douce is being a dick face
Boss: Hey shit dick, you mean that douche is being a richard face
Employee: Thats right we have to be PC around here now

by malibu biff August 15, 2008