World record Egg

The egg no one can stop fucking talking about cuz it's "ThE MOsT LwIKeD InSPaGrAM PoSt"

I'm your host killer keemstar leeeet'ssss get reeeeuuutttt into the news. Our first story comes from an Instagram account called the world record egg

by Godisagamer January 19, 2019

World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.

Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!

by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 17, 2019

BAD FELBJraTiVe records

Bad fellow benningfield junior active record's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bad FELBJrative records 😎 🤪.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 24, 2021

Lamb Recorder

To suck on the succulent wang #fullmeatfalvour

Julie spent all Friday night on the lamb recorder to get her citizenship

by Trumtitties August 27, 2019

Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot

Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor

by yessssssssssssssssssssssssss00 June 13, 2022

Record

Something you won't take with you, even if you break one. They're kind of like money in that sense.

Whether it's a vinyl record or a sports/entertainment record, no matter how many you break, you won't take them with you when you're not around any more. Some people like to break records, others disagree that all records are made to be broken, and they try to take care of the records they have while they are still here.

by The Original Agahnim July 03, 2021

record

an album of music

That record had a lot of great songs on it! :: I loved Kate Bush's First record that came out after her first single!

by maydoc July 15, 2022