Ryan

Someone who screams in the black of night. Could be a dinosaur.

Ryan: SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
John: What a Ryan.

by Lighter_Tron_Man March 28, 2019

Ryan

the best person attractive lovely and nice date him plz

Ryan is obviously the best

by jebuebehe November 5, 2020

Ryan

A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.

Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.

by hotelboston April 2, 2022

Ryan

A middle school boy who’s also a middle aged man who is annoying but also a friend fr ong. He’s sad but also too happy and he also has a girlfriend and no one knows how. He says he’s smart but he’s not but he’s also not completely dumb but he also is.

Person 1: Bro have you seen Ryan today?
Person 2: I am Ryan

Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.

by user3.141592653589 February 9, 2023

Ryan

a man who has no life. He is too basic to get a girl and play video games all day. some Ryans do great things and can be good, but most are depressed and talk in the most unintresting ways.

"Have you guys seen ryan" "whos Ryan"

by Pugsterloves February 19, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is typically a cool guy kicks ass at football and loves it too. He usually thinks that he’s very unattractive and has very low self confidence but is typically nice to others but can get angered easily if someone does something he asks them not to. He loves his friends and team mates but hates drama and fuck boys and fuck girls

Hey did you see Ryan run the ball

Yeah he was insane

by herild48 October 17, 2018

Ryan

A ginger kid who is freckled as fuck

His dad has an obtuse angle nose

He should stop

Hey ryan your dads fat nose LOL

by Madeline mccan basement owner February 16, 2020