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Freedom of the Press

(1.) (Gym etiquette):
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.

(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.
Better to abide by "freedom of the press" and be conscientious of other gym members, than hog a machine you are not using. Or are taking lengthy rest periods on, during the busiest time of day.

French Press 

Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.
Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!
French Press by ibman67 January 18, 2009

Alternative Press 

A silly hipster magazine. Teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. Ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.

Check out the Wreak Havoc! song "Kids These Days" for better examples.
Scene Kid: I just got my new Alternative Press in the mail! I'M SO HARDCORE!

Anyone Else: You fail.

french press 

verb. The French Press is a two person, nasty sexual move, where one of the participants is propped upside down on their upper back, shoulders, and arms. A second nasty mo-fo injects the other with an anal surprise of coffee coffee enema, then the second player inserts his penis, or extra large dildo in the anus. When the throbbing grissle is removed the coffee pours out onto the floor.
Hey Cynthia let's go get a tarp and some Starbucks and do a French press at your grandma's house.
french press by WKF November 17, 2007

fresh off the press 

clothes you have just purchased and now are wearing it without washing
David: Cool shirt!
Ryan: Fresh off the press!
David: Umm? Okay.
fresh off the press by crazylm33 January 12, 2012

Mombassa Bench Press 

I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.
“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”

“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”