poopta

The abbreviation for whats up playas!

All the pimps in da crib say Poopta!!!

by AXE man July 25, 2006

poptarting

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)

Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...

by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

pootang pie

A slang word for sex

Damn i'm horny for some pootang pie!

by Loz October 29, 2003

Pootash

When you're eating out a girl who hasn't shaved her 'self' and she looks down at you and it's just from your nose up and hair below, and it looks as though you have a big ol' moustache.

Boy: "Ewww she's hairy!"
Girl: "Haha, you have a pootash."

by Chris Poke December 28, 2005

Pootah

The white out version of 'Puta'. Often said by Daisey Dae Mahay and mostly used as a pet name.

I've missed you Pootah!

by Makkin December 21, 2008

Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.

Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!

by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011

poptart

boner
codename for when a man gets a boner. said when a person wants say something about boners to a person or group of people but dont want another person or group to know what he/she is talking about.

man- "i hope i dont get a poptart at work"
woman (confused)- "they are giving away free poptarts at work?"

by canadianrocker January 13, 2009