Pokemon Rumble

just Gauntlet with pokemon

1:hey have you played pokemon rumble.
2:no.
1:{pulls out gun} do it.

by 3 Nutkabobs in a trench coat October 15, 2019

pokemon

enslaving animals by shoving them into your balls. You can even buy new balls at the pokemart. You do not throw your testicles at the animal though. Believe it or not, one kid actually did that and it was really messy but also really funny.

I just threw my balls at that mawile to capture it pokemon is so much fun

by theMEKApilotsyoudon’tknow September 19, 2020

Pokemon Go

The game moblie game that dominated 2016 and still is dominant.

It's used an app that's used on your phone of pokemon go

by yeeetofyyettt205 September 21, 2020

pokémon

a series of Japanese video games and related media such as trading cards and television programs, featuring cartoon monsters that are captured by players and trained to battle each other.

if you grew up in the '90s you'll remember spending all your time playing Pokémon

by random_boiz October 31, 2020

Pokémon

By far one of the most known video games in existence, beloved by nearly everyone, it also has a anime series that is quite exceptionally pretty damn awesome

Dude 1: hey do you play Pokémon?
Dude 2: what’s Pokémon?
Dude 1:*calls someone on his phone and starts speaking Japanese*
Dude 2:WHAT THE FUCK?
Dude 1:oh don’t worry that was nothing
Dude 1’s phone rings
Dude 1:oh sorry man here’s my location, no problem Obama!
Dude 2:Obama?
Obama: *hops down from the sky* I think it’s time for an ass beating
Miyamoto:*also hops down from the sky* ‘Japan noises’
Dude 2: ahh shit

by V1nn7 February 7, 2021

Polmonitification

A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.

Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'

by Moisturawd March 8, 2021

Pokemon GO Fest 2017

An event that was so bad they had to give everyone refunds and do it again

"Remember Pokemon GO Fest 2017"
"Yeah remember the servers not working?"

by Swagwarrior March 9, 2021