Poemo 

Everyone who's read an internet forum will have come across these needy individuals, randomly posting their sub-baudelaire, sub-robert smith, sub-fucking-MCR doggerell.

Thread Title: just a litle thing i wroet.. looking for a publisher.....tell me wat u thinklol!!

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No, I can't do this; it's too painful. You've either been raped by a poemo, or you haven't. If not, I'm glad for you. I will never be clean again.

Poemo by yet_another_jimbob February 11, 2009

No nut November Poem 

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

No nut November Poem by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019

pokemon cards 

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

pokemon cards by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

No Nut November Poem 

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

No Nut November Poem by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

pokemon url 

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).

if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die

pokemon url by pokeurluser January 28, 2013

pokemon daycare 

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Pokémon Fetish 

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.

he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish

Pokémon Fetish by Arceus777 May 8, 2014