putang pirate

A pimp who gets more action than jackson when it comes to ladies. A real playa with a predilection for putang - period.

I'm the PUTANG PIRATE, son. Ain't no pimp out there who be get'n more action than me, kid.

by Shiznik Chiizzvan May 13, 2005

"Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.

Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.

Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

by exptruth09 May 1, 2011

pirate drunk

wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!

After her 10th keg stand Kelli was pirate drunk. then she tried to hook up with Ryan.

by the boot September 11, 2003

Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013

pirate ghost

One who starts a life of piracy after becoming a ghost.

That pirate ghost was once my youth minister stepson!

by duggie October 26, 2003

Backdoor Pirate

noun:

1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face than their counterparts during a cumshot style ejaculation.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

by Icky Ike April 4, 2010