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Panda Boobs 

When a woman has bikini tan lines that give her pale triangles around her tits. Thus making her chest resemble the face of a panda.
"Oh man, I hate wearing a bikini top at the beach! I have total panda boobs now!
Panda Boobs by WeinerF4c3 March 21, 2008

panda.ogg 

a weird fellow who loves sex and mitsukitard wants to eat him so bad but deep down panda knows mitsu is a fat ass.
did you hear about that panda.ogg he is a real slut
panda.ogg by agra_mane December 1, 2021

Panda Toker 

An Taiwanese or Chinese toker. Title for an Taiwanese or Chinese guy or girl that smokes weed.
Boy 1: I heard that Lixon got a 2400 on his SAT's.
Boy 2: Yea, but that stupid fucker is a panda toker.
Panda Toker by Panda Toker October 26, 2006

Panda-monium

1. when the pandas break loose out of the zoo and cause mass mayhem throughout the city.
2.widespread destruction in wimpy peoples pants
joe: bob just had some panda-monium when anne looked at him.
chris: what a nerd
Panda-monium by Hero rasmussen February 27, 2008

Panda Carpet 

A woman's vagina that very much resembles the private region of the bear-like animal known as the Panda. With an enormous growth of hair, frightening to look at.
Couldnt wait to get in her pants, then I almost wet mine when I seen her panda carpet...that shit was scary!
Panda Carpet by Stevie Y April 11, 2005

Panda airsoft

Dumps one person and has to post it on the urban dictionary 😎😎😎
Panda airsoft is a world wide team of 6mm plastic bb savages
Panda airsoft by NOt mE5782 December 22, 2020