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panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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Chris Pagoulatos

he has the world's smallest peepee
Your peepee is tiny you must be Chris Pagoulatos
by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019
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lund pakode

Hindi, literary meaning is 'Prick Fritters'. It's used to describe guys without brains - like the glans is a head without brain.
As a twitter user said :
These Lund pakodes trending "nation with Modi" ...
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Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less
My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.
by TechDeX September 13, 2021
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Niger Pakoda

The ultimate ecstasy that is cherished by Sahil's mom.
You want niger pakoda? Didn't you just check Sahil's mom's hands?
by pajeet-momo December 21, 2022
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Nigerr Pakora

A delicacy from the mountains of Niger region.
Sahil's mom loves sucking on some nigerr pakora
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Pumpkin parkouring

Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin
He’s pumpkin parkouring
by Minecraft addict July 19, 2023
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