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Ships passing in the night

A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!
by Ultimate Arsehole December 20, 2018
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Thug's Passion

Alcoholic drink made famous by 2pac. 1 part Alize and 1 part Cristal. Guaranteed to make a Pussy wet and a Dick hard!
I ain't trying to turn you all niggas into alcholics
Alcholics ha ha
I'm just trying to turn you into muthafuckin thugs
So come and get some of this Thug Passion Baby
by Hawk May 8, 2003
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aggressively passive

When someone goes out of their way to be passive about things, or to just not be involved. Often, getting involved wouldn't inconvenience them, but they just don't care about that. They want to ignore it and be on their way.
John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.

Jill: Yep.

John: But why?

Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.
by zeekwolfrunner October 10, 2009
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pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
by Greg March 20, 2005
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Pepsi dick

When you pour Pepsi on your dick, typically to get someone to suck it.
by Fingers McSexy August 26, 2012
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Nick her in the passing

To have a casual sexual encounter. Analogous to "Give her a portion" and "she'd do a turn"
Gary: "Dave, I think you have a thing for Gail"

Dave: "Nah, not really, I might nick her in the passing"
by Paxo February 16, 2009
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pepsican

Mexicans who work for Pepsico. Most often they reside in Chapultepec & have a street address Avenida las Palmas 735.
Require the use of a translator and either call in from the factory, or from a pay phone. They are generally considered very nice.
When the Pepsican called with 2 minutes before lunch, Matt knew that he would stay hungry for a while longer.
by Themattnthehatt May 17, 2007
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