ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal

Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

by Wonderbra April 14, 2003

peni

wen theres a whole lotta wangs about

look! im surrounded by a bunch of peni

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

penial abuse

Spanking the monkey.

At the hula, my boyfriend inflicted penial abuse under the picnic bench.

by scrawlberries. January 3, 2009

pengilicious

means amazingly cool. something thats pengilicious could be something you're jealous of, you want, or you think the person who owns it (could be shoes, a hoody, hair?) it should be happy to own it.

'that is PENGILICIOUS, fam' said _______ about _____'s new outfit.

by PenguinMountain April 24, 2011

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

penciled in

1) to have a temporary plan to do something with someone.

2) to insert your penis into a butt and/or vagina.

1) "Your appointment is penciled in for 7:00."

2) "I was penciled in with Sarah last night."

by awkbitch July 27, 2013

Pencil

It's is something that you can't afford

Person 1: "Bro, you can't afford a pencil

by Roasted Toested April 10, 2017