Hot parsleys

5 stupidest people in the world were collapsed in one friend group. The one who will die last is a winner

We are such a hot parsleys together

Shut it at least I’m not one of the hot parsleys

by anonymous May 4, 2021

The Dirty Parsnip

When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.

Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.

I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?

Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……

by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022

Parsha

This word usually refers to a really short person.

Look at that Parsha trying to sit on the toddler chair.

That guy is Parsha.

by smilezzzzzz August 29, 2009

Parsa

Troubled man who has tried to fix his problems with his own ideology to succeed in life

Dude, he was going through a rough time but that Parsa created a new way to cope with everything: A better way.

by xsoccerxxx October 20, 2010

parsonsed

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

by The Chris April 22, 2005

parsifan

1. (noun 1) A dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)

1. "What a parsifan playing counterstrike instead of dating girls!"
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you don't know!"
3. Watching Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking

by Donnie Matthews July 15, 2007

parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020