Quantum Nut

The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.

"Whenever I think about someone smaller than me falling over, I am able to achieve the Quantum Nut"

by Gamer God August 26, 2019

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled

Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly

by Tehlia April 13, 2019

nut fuck

Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".

I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!

by VHabb November 23, 2015

Bust a NUT

Bust a NUT means to ejaculate. Typically for men, but more and more women are using the term too. Bust a NUT is also referred to as cumming, cum, orgasm, climax, cream, jizz, emit semen, shoot one's load, drop a load, spurt, squirt, shoot one's wad, get your rocks off, etc.

Dude. I can't wait to get home, watch some porn, and Bust a NUT. I need to drain this nutsack badly.

by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023

nut monkey

An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.

Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!

by crist November 21, 2010

nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016