nostradamus

An old man who was pretty cool.

"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99

Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie

by wysiwyg February 18, 2004

Nostradumbass

An idiot who misquotes and/or mixes up Nostradamus' 'predictions'; also, any lunatic 'doomesday' or conspiracy theorist, especially those with access to a microphone or video equipment. (See: Glenn Beck, Jerry Falwell, Rev. Jim Jones).

"OMG!! Glenn Beck just said Arizona's gonna secede from the United States and become a sovereign nation!!" "Whoa, CHILL OUT dude; Nostradumbass doesn't know what the hell he's talking about."

by BoiseBoltfan May 15, 2010

Third Nostril

Head shots in FPS games

"Woah! I gave him a third nostril!"

by ZionMunkee December 6, 2006

rag in the dragon's nostril

When one is forced to employ a foriegn object to curb the symptoms associated with Dragon's Nostril, in order to maintain an appointment, or just to go to bed.

"The curry was so hot, by the time midnight rolled around, I almost had to put a rag in te dragon's nostril."

by greenman3000 August 26, 2003

nostrildamus

a coke head that can see into the future... and guess what he sees?

nostrildamus looks into the future and sees another line of coke.

by the half gram rapper March 28, 2011

nosferatu

(n)short: nos
Also a Clan of vampires from White Wolf Publishings Vampire: The Masquerade

Damn that guy is as fugly as a Nos!

by HSTF Syndrome September 12, 2003

nasterbate

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

by PWHS February 12, 2010