spone a nobe

pot slang meaning "smoke a roach"
spone - verb - meaning "to smoke"
spone - noun - meaning "joint"

nobe - noun - meaning "roach"
nobe - verb - meaning "to extinguish a joint, creating a roach"

you can't spone a nobe unless you nobe the spone - (translated - you can't smoke a roach unless you extinguish the joint)- notice that nobe and spone can both be used as a verbs or nouns.

by tonus March 19, 2004

Toffee Nosed Twat

Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.

Have you heard that bitter toffee nosed twat?

I fucking hate andy gray the toffee nosed twat!

by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009

Duelly Noted

To note a matter of great importance. To recognize the ultimate level of verbal ecstacy.

"I have a third nipple"
"...duelly noted"

by Nairb Llewoh November 15, 2003

The lights are on, but nobody's home

1. Literally, when someone leaves their house and forgets to turn off their lights.
2. Joe Biden

1.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!

2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 20, 2022

nobella

sex godess

charlie/nobella in willy wonka on the 7th of may 2011

by sexy booty chick December 29, 2010

brown-nosed willie

(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.

Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!

by Max Bluntoff April 26, 2006

Philipino Nosedive

A sexual act in which you handcuff your partner, (preferably female) to the headboard and dive into her vagina, in hopes to get your whole head inside

Guy 1: why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
Guy 2: i Philipino Nosedived her last night.

by guppy pboi January 21, 2013