morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

Corn on the nob

A Boabie Joabie which, on closer inspection, turns out to be a piece of undigested sweetcorn

I went for a piss and found a boabie joabie under my foreskin. I pulled it back and realised I had corn on the nob!

by masheeplookslikeadug April 20, 2010

Stup Nob

A Stupid Nob that is too stupid and nobbish to articulate the words ‘Stupid Nob’

Why’s that Stup nob calling me a Stupid Nob?

by MickyToiletDuck May 3, 2018

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

Hiker Nob

When you're hiking for a while and your pants start to bunch up in the back, causing your dick to get squeezed

"Man are you okay, we can stop if you want."
"Nah man, just got some Hiker nob building up."w

by SorAkura January 9, 2021

Bigger nob

You swap B and N

They call me bigger nob

by rfortjigoiwdsjfoejg June 5, 2023

gobble the nob

Gobble the nob is British slang for giving head to a male person.

Ira felt so much better after he'd pulled out his wang and, by waving it in front of her face, convinced Wanda to gobble the nob.

by http://bit.ly/VfHlm4 January 30, 2014