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nuther

Abbreviation of 'one other' (or 'another'), for use in situations where two words would sound stifling, and/or when the singular has already been defined.
by mradrianphilipchen February 4, 2006
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Netherlands

The only country in the whole wide world where you can buy Marijuana in a shop. It's the best country in the WORLD!!
Im'a smoke me some ganja while staying in the netherlands
by Ganjasmoking April 17, 2011
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The Future Kings of Nowhere

A band that almost nobody knows of, despite the fact that they are so incredibly talented.

I strongly suggest you go look them up on Myspace. There is a good chance you will like them. The singer has a beautiful voice, they use a variety of instruments, and their lyrics are always original, witty, and refreshing.
Person A: Hey, have you heard of The Future Kings of Nowhere?

Person B: Um...no.

Person A: Oh right, I am one of the like...five people who actually know about them. Everyone knows about the talent-less losers like Hannah Montana and (Insert Name of famous Rap/Pop/Hip-Hop singer here), but pays no attention to true talent. *Sigh*

Person B: Um...kay...I'm going to go stand over there now.
by The 60 of Smith Street January 25, 2009
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northern virginia

A detestable suburban backwater of America's lame, bland and culturally vacant capital. Filled with characterless subdivisions populated with characterless people and the poor immigrants that serve them, this place is so utterly conventional and uninteresting that it actually makes Westchester, Long Island, and Northern New Jersey look like they aren't cultural wastelands. NoVA doesn't suck simply because it lacks museums and "culture"--this is to be expected of any suburb. It sucks because the city it borders sucks. That city sucks because it is the center of government, and to be successful in government, one must be as uncontroversial (hence, boring, conventional) as possible. Any individual considering giving birth and raising children should realize that forcing them to grow up in NoVA will stunt them intellectually, emotionally, and aspirationally, for the rest of their lives.
Kid: "Why am I so bored that all I do all day is (smoke pot/drink/smoke cigarettes) and/or try to act like a (redneck or rap star)?

Wizened person: Because you live in Northern Virginia. Hope you at least get into college or something.
by JLB3 April 29, 2005
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A school where there is, indeed, a vast population of stoners, fake-emos, posers, and transfer kids. The transfer kids are the ones who do not want to go to the ghey schools that they should be going to (in Gainesville, Haymarket, Bristow, or Woodbridge), so they choose to enter the I.B. program. Also known as the "hardass program that might get you into a good college" program.
Stonewall is only good if you're in the IB program, because the regular classes are pathetically easy.
Kid 1: I go to Stonewall Jackson & I'm "emo"!
Kid 2: I'z go 2 da SJ n ah'm GANGSTAAA!
Kid 3: Tards. Stonewall Jackson high school in Northern Virginia is only good for the IB program. You're all going to end up working the corners for money while I'm attending college.
by CacapoopoopeepeeShire September 16, 2008
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Nowhere USA

1.) The mind numbing boredom, depression, and insignificantes experienced while one is alone, has feelings of being alone, or has nothing to do with their time while being anywhere in the United States America.

2.) To inform or remind someone that they are mind numbingly boring, depressing, and insignificant while being anywhere in the United States America.

3.) Living in a sparse, isolated, uninteresting area of the United States of America.
1.) Nowhere USA: Population-Me

2.) Nowhere USA: Population-YOU

3.) I'm from Delaware...
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northern pike

A girl who, despite having 'the goods', just isn't attractive. Typically as a result of personality/intelligence or a complete lack thereof.

It is perfectly normal to find a northern pike 'hot' but the thought of dating one ought to induce near suicidal nausea

Derived from the song "She ain't pretty (she just looks that way)" by the Northern Pikes
Bob: "So how was your date with that hottie from the bar?"
Steve: "Total waste of time. She was such a northern pike that had to duck out of dinner before she made me I stabbed my eyes out with a fork."
by Lochnivar November 14, 2009
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