Nerdle

A sexy nerd.

Did you see that girl in the lab coat, gosh she was a nerdle.

by booboob420 January 13, 2012

Neeley

Someone often found in deep thought usually sitting in the position of The Thinker by Auguste Rodin except he is found sitting on a keg instead of a rock. While in the "thinking position" the Neeley often is a source of of knowledge, wisdom and crude humor. The Neeley is also a a great philosopher who finds pleasure in Pillaging, Drinking, Flogging, and Wenching. Neeleys' are often complimented for their diverse and intellectual vocabulary and for their beard growing and drinking abilities. Neeleys' also tend to be loyal friends and are often described as large teddy bears.

Wow...he is such a Neeley. What Would Neeley Do? That was such a Neeley move! Grizzly Adams had a beard, but nothing beats a Neeley beard! philosophy wenching drinking pillaging flogging beard

by Jimmy Sweatpants March 18, 2010

Needer

A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.

lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.

frank : What that tool want?

lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!

frank: He's a real needer

by TV CAR April 5, 2010

needlessly complex

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.

The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.

by FPB June 18, 2008

needless sacrifice syndrome

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.

Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.

by Superdragonswordninja May 14, 2009

Needlesick

Going through withdrawals due to intravenous drug use. Most often heroin.

Man I'm so fucking needlesick I'm shitting my pants I gotta get a point of smack.

by JUNK.FUCK February 16, 2017

needletail

Dead.

Person 1: Oh look at that fish. It's not moving.
Person 2: It's a Needletail

by -Shiloh- August 4, 2017