Mikey

A shit that smells extremely bad and may not clear up.

Dude, you fucking laid a fat Mikey in my goddamn bathroom!!

by Johnny D-nell April 16, 2008

Mikey D Pie Crust

When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.

The kid Michael had some Mikey D Pie Crust at lollapolooza 2010, 2011 and probably will at 2012

by BrunoPieCrust August 14, 2011

mikey

a fucking ass hole and doesnt know how to be nice

agh stop Mikey

by i am cool bro April 22, 2018

Mikey

Mikey is a person who’s coochie is always stank

Bro Mikey’s coochie stank today.

by Pepe coochie September 6, 2019

Myke

A person who mistakes originality for spelling their own name wrong. They are known for over sharing, spending money when they don’t have a job, thinking strangers are their friends, and that acquaintances are girlfriends.

Synonyms: wet noodle, tragedy, joke

“Hey you know that dude Myke? No? Lucky.”

“That dude had to bedazzle his wang. What a mYke”

by YouAshhole January 2, 2021

Iced Mikey

Iced Mikey is when a the male partner shits in a condemn then freezes it. Once the condemn is forzen he inserts into his female partners vagina intill condemn is unforzen along with the contents of the condemn.

Damn, I iced mikey'd that kinky girl last night

by Asiram male June 24, 2009

Mykel

Uncle

My uncles name is mykel!

by Rain213 September 5, 2017