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Charlie Murphy

To punch a person in the forehead, after doing so the assultant must scream, "CHARLIE MURPHY BITCH!"
by Charles Poole October 16, 2005
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morphling

a person so heavily addicted to morphine that it has taken over their life completely. so much so, that they are hardly a person any longer, but more a hybrid of a human and the drug itself.

some can still speak, but it will usually not make sense. they will mostly just stare at walls and bright lights. they may focus their remaining energy on primitive things such as finger painting and crawling around on all fours.
-- i said hello to your neighbor in the hallway but he just stared at me. i think he was drooling.

-- dont worry, he doesn't talk to anyone, he's a morphling.

-- you should find a new apartment complex with less drug addicts.
by caseypandaa February 10, 2012
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murphy lee

a hot new rap artist that is gonna make it to the top.
"Murphy Lee" says it all
by Jasmine August 7, 2003
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Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
by Mezron September 12, 2008
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Kieran Murphy

One of the greatest acoustic guitarists I've ever heard. He an Australian acoustic guitarist who has released 3 albums, 'Per Se' is his best definately. Definately worth a listening.
"Hey man, have you heard of Kieran Murphy?"
"no man is he good?"
"Yeah, he's one of the best. For some reason his videos are off youtube, but you can find his music on: http://www.last.fm/music/Kieran+Murphy "
"Shit, this guy is good"
by Kieran :( February 9, 2009
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Lips Like Morphine

Someone who's kiss leaves you breathless.
She has lips like morphine every time she kisses me.
by Nathan Hulsey October 15, 2006
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Morphsuit

1. n. A garment of rare, high quality covering the whole body which is the pinnacle of fashion and sex-appeal.

2. n. A body suit of extraordinarily high power which upon wearing, instantly converts any ordinary mortal into a MORPH!!!

3. n. When you see it, you'll shit brix.
Craig: Dude, this party sucks.
Jenny: yeah too bad there's no morph's here...
Craig: What's a morph??!!!
Jenny: It's someone who wears a morphsuit, a body suit of extraordinary powers! Hey look!! There's one!!
Craig: OMG THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL!! I think i need to change my pants....
by jollyjames2 January 27, 2010
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