Mazzard

A mattress blizzard

Oh Snap! That mazzard in Russia was a bad one. There were soiled mattress's everywhere.

by jjalv7 October 16, 2010

Mozambique

Extremely sexy person who would never kill anyone. So sexy and strong that even three shots couldn't kill them. It is easily the sexiest man or object you will ever see. Specifically applies to a large dildo or gun.

Woah, that girl is a Mozambique.

by Schwangau February 28, 2019

Mozambique

Rhyming slang for “keek”

Meaning: Extremely negative, terrible, shite, bad; etc.

“These Benson and Hedges fegs are Mozambique.”

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Guy1: “How was the date last night?”

Guy2:”Bitch was bush league, total Mozambique”

by Kekistanman June 11, 2018

Mozzarella

Showing alot of cleavage.

"She's putting the mozzarella right in your face"

by random duuuuude March 12, 2015

mezza

Something you cut herbs with. A nicely 'honed' shaped knife!

Darling, I'm just cutting the parsley with a mezza.

by PieEater April 20, 2006

Mozzarella Stick

An extremely derogatory term used for people from Sicily. Do not use it!

Nick is such a mozzarella stick.
Daaaamn

by Guido103 May 30, 2014

Mozzarella Nacho

A Mozzarella Nacho is when you vigorously cum in a bag of nachos.

I am going to give you a Mozzarella Nacho

by Mozzarella Nacho August 14, 2014