Mong

Blane McGarry

‘Sorry about blane, he’s just a mong’

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

Mong

People who are British or have the name

Hugh and Gus you are such mongs

by Wonder Hugh (get the pun?) March 4, 2019

Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs

Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.

by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

Mong

Someone who is quite annoying and isnt very smart

My friend is a mong

by Harrold smithington III September 27, 2022

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

Mong

Someone u want to shag

Mong-Aiden I want ur dick

by KM_7676 March 25, 2023