Molest

When your uncle Charlie takes you down to the basement and makes you wear a leather Spider-Man mask with a zipper on the mouth.

Brad: I got molested.

Kyle: Lucky! My uncle never does anything with me.

by Mattie Z August 6, 2018

Molester Moustache

A peach fuzz Moustache that is the only facial hair on the male, majority of the time they are on Mexicans/beaners.

I dont think black people can have them.

That beaner has the sickest molester moustache yet!

by dryicec02 December 28, 2005

Modesto Christian

A Bible based school formed in 1962 in Modesto, CA. A great education, but sadly with a price of dealing with hypocrites throughout the faculty and students.

Modesto Christian is a private school.

by jadedincalifornia May 15, 2009

Hester the Molester

A nickname to make fun of a person with the last name "Hester"

You: "God, Hester. You're such a molester. HESTER THE MOLESTER"

by FreakyDeaky88 May 15, 2009

Mones

Mones refers to a particular type of man, extremely hot and well hung. Turns bitches on beyond belief.

That guy looked like Mones

by Moroney December 5, 2003

Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.

Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!

by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008

molesterbate

The art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.

After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.

by MarshN December 29, 2011