Micro Novel

A piece of writing broken up into chapters that is 5,000-7,500 words total. A short story divided by chapters with a continual story line.

I read a cool book last night, it was a micro novel, so it didn't take long to read.

by ShaneGreyLifts April 27, 2025

Micro sex

When a man with a micro penis has sex with a woman that is a midget

Bro I walked in on people having micro sex I was traumatized

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

Micro:bit

Boring piece of shit I made jingle bells in

Person A: Micro:bit sucks
Person B: yea

by NonToxicPoison November 9, 2025

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

Micro Sleeping

Excuse/phrase your friend will say after breaking your expensive pc

no bro I was on for a bit and I was *micro sleeping* have you ever heard of it?

by Kronelovemen December 28, 2025

Uber Micro

Micro, short for micro managing. Used in rts (real time stratagy games), where the user has to control many induvidual units, giving each specific directions.
Uber, meaning over, above or dominant.
If someone has uber-micro, they are adept at managing units, and therefore, can own noobs.

I just got owned in Zero Hour, that guy had ubermicro

by stu March 28, 2005