megajew

One-sixth of the number of Jews killed in the holocaust.

Hitler is alleged to have killed 6 megajews in the holocaust. Some holocaust deniers claim the figure is closer to .4 megajews.

by Jean Shepherd July 30, 2009

Megabestie

Short for "mega best friend". Someone who exceeds the status of a "best friend".

Amy is my megabestie; we do everything together.

by megabestie August 29, 2013

megadeth and chill

A thrash metal alternative to Netflix and Chill in which the couple listens to megadeth while having intercourse rather than watching Netflix.

-"Did you have sex with Alissa last night?"
-"Yea man she came over for megadeth and chill. It was great."

by Slayer bro 666 June 30, 2016

Mega Fake Gangster

Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.

Dude, Jermey is a mega fake gangster. He calls everyone stupid and acts like he's in the hood

by Swordviper January 22, 2018

Meghna

She's wonderful and has the most amazing smile. She is pretty but rarely admits it. Has hidden musical abilities but can be shy. She is fun to be around with but rarely opens up, only with someone who she really trusts. Can be very emotional but has a good heart.

Who's that amazing girl over there? That's Meghna

by MU July 30, 2019

a mega pint

“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.

Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”

Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.

by A Pirate Life May 6, 2022

Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.

Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.

by Brandon, Beau, Oscar, Tyler June 19, 2008