Keshav has to be the gayest man you'll ever meet, he's usually Punjabi so he has long hair, a turban or a bun. He always says he'll cut his hair but never does. He loves to fuck his brothers and cousins, but you can't blame him he's forced to do it. He has the tiniest dick and will never get laid by a woman. He drinks cum cause he thinks it'll make him look better, but it never works he gets bullied by all his peers and can only make them shut up by sucking them off. Keshav is the fuckiest guy you'll ever meet. If your a girl and you meet Keshav RUN he'll prolly try to rape you. BE SAFE.
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