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c major lips

when one's lips look of josh dun's. To explain how ones lips are viewed. In account to the forest fic.
A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes (and C major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth) stands up.
by jishbuns January 23, 2017
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we major

To make it. Be successful. To overcome a system that has tried to ensalve you to the ghetto and a life of poverty, crime, violence, and, disenfranchisement .
Me: so what's the word?
Friend: They like my mixtape. I got a deal!
Me: oh $hit man! We Major!
by AliasJ March 3, 2016
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art history major

The most uselss major on earth, mostly taken by people who have no artistic ability but still want to be considered artist.
Art history major: ahh I love the arts but can't draw

Engineer major: you piece of shit

Art history major: you're so closed minded
by hillert October 20, 2013
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The Major (Hellsing)

The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.

The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.

Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.
If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.

Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*
by The Major of Millennium September 24, 2013
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Music Major

A student majoring in music is often questioned on their sanity due to the intense level of work required and the crap pay rates of just about any future job available. Despite often being intelligent, this person willingly locks him or herself into a practice room for hours every week, becoming a virtual slave. Furthermore, additional funds are spent by acquiring a teacher in his or her field of study. If ever you need a psychotic peer to explain to you the circle of fifths, this person will not be your target because he or she will look at you strangely and wonder why you do not know such an elementary concept.
Tom: Hey Bill, ya wanna catch a movie tonight?
Bill: Sorry best friend Tom, I've got rehearsal.

Sonny: Hey Bill, ya wanna study for that chem test tomorrow with me?
Bill: Chem test? psh... I don't study for superfluous classes! I've got rehearsal!

Sabrina: Hey Bill, I was wondering if you had plans this weekend? *gives Bill a sultry look*
Bill: Sorry Sabrina, love of my life, I've got rehearsal, but if it makes you feel any better I will sing my Mozart aria for you!

Sabrina: ....uh
Bill: ...I guess she didn't know I'm a Music Major.
by Michelle L. Rigby September 29, 2012
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John Major

He talked about everything and nothing really. He arrived with a new wave of optimism and disappeared without a bat of an eyelid (mainly due to the UK's adoration New Labour as they swept into Downing Street).

Alright kind of bloke in truth, could've fulfilled any other job in Government at the time to a high standard except that of Prime Minister!
Things of note during his lengthy, but seemingly brief 6 and a half years as PM:

Signed Maastricht, and...
lost election to Labour in landslide.

Thats about it really!
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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Philosophy Major

A student who seeks the most pretentious major he can get. He is probably absurdly smart and likes to flaunt that quality. He can be a real asshole - mostly because he's always right. When seeking a haughty intellectual, always look for that analytic philosopher.
Peer: Dude, I know you slept with my girlfriend last night.
Philosophy Major: You have no reason to believe that.
Peer: I don't have to believe it. I know it.
Philosophy Major: Knowledge consists in part of beliefs. What evidence do you have to believe that?
Peer: She confessed to me about it this morning. Dude, I can't believe she even did it with you!
Philosophy Major: So you don't believe her? Then you don't know.
Peer: I believe her. She said it.
Philosophy Major: And you're believing her account over mine? Which is more miraculous to you: the concept that she would sleep with me or the concept that she wouldn't?
Peer: That she would sleep with such a pretentious asshole.
Philosophy Major: Well isn't the most miraculous the most unlikely?
Peer: All I know is that you'd better watch your back tonight.
Philosophy Major: You should be most likely to believe the least miraculous.
Peer: Dude, you're right. You are too much of a dick for her to sleep with.
Philosophy Major: I think that's the reason she liked it so much.
by Philosocrapper April 13, 2013
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