Sex Magician

A person who is amazing in bed.

Thomas wants people to know him for who he really is, A Sex Magician

by Klaymank April 2, 2009

marijuana

An illegal drug that turns people into douchebags that do nothing except complain about how they want it legal and about how they think it is "the cure for the world's problem". Users also try to find something bad about those against it.

Dude 1: DUDE! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE! $&#@ OFF!

Dude 2: If it wasn't, why won't you quit/

Dude 1: 'CAUSE I LIKE IT! ALSO, I LOOKED UP YOUR BACKGROUND HISTORY AND YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES ONE TIME!

Dude 2: Why did you go through the trouble to figure that out just to protect an illegal drug?

Dude 1: $@^* OFF!

by BenderRoblox May 5, 2010

Hillbilly Magician

Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.

I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night

by Capt Kirk December 16, 2008

white magician

Sexual act performed on a chair whereby a female gives a male (sitting) a blow job. Just prior to climaxing, the male shoots his load up over his head and BEHIND his back, catching it with his right hand. Immediately he slaps the female's face before she knows what has happened.

"He asked me if I wanted a 'white magician' and then I had cum on my face."

by therube February 24, 2010

marijuana

marijuana marijuana marijuana god damn i love marijuana - it get you high! and we all know thats whats life is all about! exclamation

"Smokeylagrieta i found your marijuana," "shut the fuck up bitch"

by smokeylagrita December 16, 2003

marijuana

Noun.

The most beautiful and underestimated plant on the face of this huge planet. Barred by governments because it causes mass peace whenever used. So wonderful to be under the influence! (of some pot)

Guy 1: Dude, I just bought some goodass northern lights.
Guy 2: FOR REAL? That shit is rare!
Guy 1: Hell yeah now shut the fuck up and let's blaze on this sticky-icky.
Guy 2: I love marijuana. (takes a hit)

by Cru_orem April 3, 2009

Magician

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

by Chris January 30, 2005