moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024

Moss

A perfect person. You'll be lucky to have them.

Person 1: I'm glad Moss is my friend
Person 2: Me too

by Alphabet forgetter October 1, 2021

rock moss

closeted guy

guy: rock moss is gay
me: yeah i know

by XanderTheStank June 21, 2020

moss

a sexy beast

that person is a total moss

by simpcorner November 27, 2021

a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Moss

A chaotic person; someone who knows no limits and will do anything for an audience.

Eg: a dream stan

Person 1: Hey did you see him yelling about his bacon pastry in a public place? So many people were staring at him!
Person 2: Yeah, they’re such a Moss.
Moss: MMMMMMMM THIS IS THE BEST THING THEY SELL HERE

by FizyWater January 2, 2022

Swaggiest Moss

Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out

If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock

Swaggiest moss is literally so cool omg

by ThePhantomOpera June 14, 2022