gay-mong 

gay+mong
the ultimate insult refering to a idiotic annoying (this is the "gay" bit)fat ugly (usually female) person that lacks in social class, respect, friends and a decent personality (this is the mong bit!!)

"oh you gay mong" - an insult not well received!

gay-mong by Leck April 20, 2005

Mc mong 

Mc Mong is a Korean musician from the vein of Asian pop.
He is considered a 'rapper' but love/R&B ballads abound, and every song starts with extremely poorly pronounced English 'slang' intros.
Although he may very well be the biggest Korean 'rapper', the music has very little international growth potential in its current form. The only people who like this are patriotic South Koreans.

(in thick Korean accent) Yea. This is super size. I'm something. Introduce my main man. Mc Mong's new jooooint. Come on. Uh. Come on. Uh. This is the story of his life....

Mc mong by tokyowan_ni_shizumeru_zo_kora April 24, 2007

after mong 

When someone has an autism attack and someone near you somehow got autism transferred into him and starts having an attack as well

Craig: (Gets an autism attack)

Tim: Jesus... CHILL OUT!!!!

Josh: (Gets an autism attack as well because of Craig)

Tim: You are such an after mong...

after mong by BigWanker03 May 10, 2019

come the mong 

Petulant, sulky, depressed. monging n. being under the influence of depressants or other drugs (especially for recreational use); idling, relaxing, or vegetating (especially due to drugs or alcohol or their after-effects); vegging out, chilling out, or chillaxing. Also, monged out, adj., feeling dulled, sluggish, or drugged. Related: chicken-in-the-basket, waps, smurfing, robotripping, English, United Kingdom, Drugs. Slang - used mainly in Australia and New Zealand - deer culling idiom

"Don't come the mong" - meaning "don't look all upset at me like that".

come the mong by wordengineer July 30, 2006

ginger mong

quite possibly THE worst insult ever phrased. meaning not only are you ginger{every mans worst nightmare}but also implies that the receipient of the insult is also somewhat retarded

ginger man- oh dear ive messed up once again
impatient man- god damn you ginger mong

ginger mong by mattgc November 21, 2006

Sideways Mong 

A hairstyle in which all the wearer's hair is shaved, besides a thin strip at the left or right side of the wearer's head.

Barney: Hey! Look at that guy! He's got a sideways mong!
Yuri: Woah! That's mildly interesting, let's go kick him!

Sideways Mong by digztytwo August 3, 2010

Backwards Mong 

A hairstyle in which the wearer has all of his/her head shaved besides the back of his/her head. This is not to be confused with a mullet, as it is far more extreme.

Frog: That man has a backwards mong!
Horse: That could be deceptive if he was wearing a motorcycle helmet

Backwards Mong by digztytwo August 3, 2010