Clam lava

When you qweef and a little bit of last nights leftovers ooze out

If you're hungry you can blow some air up my pussy and i can hook you up with some clam lava

by frogqweef January 11, 2023

Chili’s Lava Cake

When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.

I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.

by Urboipickle April 29, 2022

Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman.

We just performed Sweaty Lava, it was gross.

by Zero Sama January 2, 2017

shark boy and lava girl

Stupid bullshit people make up for shits and giggles.

This example is shark boy and lava girl.

by FIdaMM June 25, 2009

chocolate lava crunch cake

the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)

"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)

by votz January 3, 2012

Nut Lava

The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.

Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!

by Jahmingus November 5, 2010

floor is lava

Absolute garbage of a meme, probably out of fad by the time you're reading this.

Person 1: The floor is lava!

Person 2: *Lays on floor *

by A guy who wrote one definition June 13, 2017