Definitions by Jahmingus

Nut Lava 

The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.

Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!

Nut Lava by Jahmingus November 5, 2010

Cerebral Jizz 

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.

Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.

Cerebral Jizz by Jahmingus June 10, 2010